The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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