I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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