I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Terrible idea I love it
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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