So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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