I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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