Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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