I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
