She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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