we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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