My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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