she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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