Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
