thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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