You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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