Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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