my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she pinky promised me she was 18
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
