she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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