How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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