THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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