We're facebook friends in real life
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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