she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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