How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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