I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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