Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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