We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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