I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
