I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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