I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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