can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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