How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
