Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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