the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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