Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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