is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Is it because I queefed?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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