when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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