so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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