areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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