i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I am morally bankrupt
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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