Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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