It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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