I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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