Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
