I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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