if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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