I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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