and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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