Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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