ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
