i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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