think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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